Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If I had a dollar for every hello stolen, I wouldn't need to say hi to anyone!

Mystery Dark Humor Text Game

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In a bizarre town where greetings are mysteriously stolen from the townsfolk, you play as an eccentric detective with a knack for finding the absurd in every situation. Set in a whimsical world filled with quirky characters, you'll investigate a series of ludicrous events leading to the disappearance of salutations. Unravel the dark secret behind the missing hellos by conversing with suspicious locals and piecing together the eccentric history of the town. Every decision leads to unique paths and endings, bursting with quirky humor and unexpected twists.