Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If only I knew how to say goodbye to my sanity!

Adventure Mystery Text Game

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Set in a quirky alternate dimension where every greeting comes with a mysterious curse, players step into the shoes of an eccentric greeting card collector named Alex. The adventure begins when Alex discovers a box of cursed 'hellos' in a thrift store. Each greeting they utter brings about bizarre events that affect the fabric of reality itself. As players navigate through outlandish scenarios—such as a coffee shop that suddenly starts serving only existential crises—they must piece together clues from the bizarre characters they meet and decide whose hellos they need to collect to restore normalcy. Adapt your strategy, embrace the chaos, and remember: sometimes the most heartfelt greetings can be the most treacherous.