Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If hellos were a job, I’d be the best damn employee—and also fired for asking too many questions!

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In a bustling metropolis where greetings are a currency of their own, players assume the role of Kelly, a sardonic social mediator tasked with uncovering the truth behind a series of bizarre, unsolicited greetings that have begun saturating the city's rooftops. Guided by a quirky cast of characters—from a reclusive poet obsessed with rhymes to a conspiracy theorist convinced of an underground 'hello' cult—players must decipher clues hidden within conversations, gather intel from comedic encounters, and untangle a web of relationships gone awry. Each choice leads to unexpected dialogues and outcomes, with side quests that explore the bizarre value of camaraderie and communication in a world that has taken politeness to an absurd extreme.