Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this unique interactive text-based game, players take on the role of a quirky, bumbling detective named Jax, tasked with solving a baffling mystery in a town where everyone's greetings have gone mysteriously awry. Each resident greets you with bizarre, nonsensical hellos devoid of any context or clarity. As you engage with the town's residents, navigating an intricately woven web of eccentric personalities, you must decipher their greetings and uncover a deeper conspiracy involving a runaway greeting machine gone rogue. Make choices that influence relationships and uncover hidden truths, all while keeping the experience lighthearted and filled with absurd humor.