Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Step into the shoes of Dorian Vox, an eccentric linguist tasked with unraveling an ancient riddle tied to a peculiar phenomenon where people's greetings become mismatched. In a bustling metropolis, you must explore various neighborhoods, eavesdrop on conversations, and piece together how phrases like 'Hi!' and 'Howdy!' are magically swapped. Engage with quirky characters, avoid ravenous pigeons, and solve whimsical puzzles that lead you to the heart of this linguistic anomaly. Every choice impacts how the city responds to its perplexing greetings, and your humor will steer the unfolding drama.