Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this quirky text-based adventure, you take on the role of Max, a snarky private investigator in a town where every greeting leads to a bizarre mystery. Each day starts with a stranger’s overly enthusiastic ‘hello’ that sends you spiraling into a web of ludicrous incidents involving missing pets, secret societies, and miscommunicated messages. You'll have to gather clues from comically eccentric townsfolk, decode cryptic greetings, and unravel the absurd truth hidden beneath the surface of simple hellos. Can you piece together the mystery behind these peculiar greetings before the next ‘hello’ turns deadly?