Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

I’m not saying I’m bad at this, but even my shadow couldn’t follow my lead.

Mystery Dark Comedy Text Game

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In 'Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?', you are a sarcastic amateur detective living in a city where greetings are inexplicably disappearing. Unravel the bizarre mystery through text-based choices that lead you to quirky characters, unusual scenarios, and sinister plots involving the local greeting competition. Each choice deepens your involvement in the absurd world of failed hellos where you must decipher clues hidden within conversations and misunderstandings. With a mix of humor and drama, navigate a quirky cast of suspects—from an eccentric mime to an overly enthusiastic street performer. Can you uncover the truth and restore hellos to the city, or will you become just another forgotten greeting yourself?