Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Step into the shoes of Nick, a hapless greeting card writer who unwittingly becomes the centerpiece of a conspiracy involving missing motivational quotes, underhanded rivalries, and a secret society dedicated to preserving the art of the perfect greeting. As Nick navigates a whimsical yet treacherous world filled with eccentric characters, offbeat scenarios, and dark humor, he must solve the mystery of the vanishing salutation while creating puns and greetings that could either save the day or drive everyone crazy. Choose your words wisely, as they might just write your fate!