Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a bizarre city where every citizen is required to greet each other with an elaborate, personalized 'hello' that must be crafted according to a specific, sometimes absurd set of rules, you play as Jamie, a snarky detective investigating a series of mysterious greeting thefts. As friends and neighbors can't seem to remember how to greet one another, chaos ensues. Your task is to unravel the mystery behind the stolen hellos by interviewing quirky characters, piecing together strange clues, and making increasingly ridiculous decisions that could lead to outrageous outcomes. Each response you choose dictates the tone of the interaction and influences how the city recovers from its greeting crisis.