In 'Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?', you play as Alex, a snarky paranormal investigator tired of classic haunted houses and ghost stories. After receiving mysterious recorded voice messages saying 'hello' from different locations around town, Alex sets out to uncover the bizarre origins of these greetings. In a world where the absurd and supernatural collide, you'll meet quirky characters—such as an overenthusiastic historian, a conspiracy theorist with too much time on their hands, and an heir of an ancient cabal of 'professional greeters'—who all have a stake in the mystery. Navigate through hilarious dialogue choices, solve eccentric puzzles, and piecing together the whacky truth behind these hellos while trying to avoid getting dragged into the town's wild history. Your decisions will influence how the story unfolds, leading to numerous surprising endings with a comedic twist.