Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

I thought I was the only one who understood the greeting-great-great-grandma legacy!

Mystery Dark Comedy Text Game

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In a world where greetings have taken on a life of their own, you play as Max, a beleaguered personal assistant to a celebrity whose obsessive fanbase creates bizarre and puzzling scenarios with every hellos they send. Max must navigate an increasingly chaotic series of encounters, from unlocking the source of strange greeting cards that predict the future to solving mysteries behind an underground network of Greeting Extremists. Each choice influences the narrative, leading to multiple endings based on how you respond to these absurd greetings and the quirky characters you meet. Can you figure out whose hellos they really are and survive in a greeting-obsessed society?