Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a world where greetings have mysteriously become weaponized, you play as Alex, an amateur detective with the unique ability to decipher the intent behind every 'hello.' Your mission? To unravel a series of disturbances caused by the imminent launch of a reality TV show called 'Hello Wars,' where contestants must greet each other in increasingly bizarre ways while sabotaging their opponents. Travel through quirky neighborhoods, interview eccentric characters, and uncover the truth about the origins of weaponized greetings while trying not to take yourself too seriously. Will you save the greeting world, or will you become an unwitting contestant in the chaos?