Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this quirky, interactive text-based adventure, you play as an underpaid, overworked assistant at an absurdly dysfunctional greeting card company. One day, you stumble upon a collection of mysteriously edited messages on the cards that could potentially unveil a secret conspiracy within the company. Players must navigate through humorous interactions with bizarre coworkers, decipher cryptic clues hidden in pun-laden verses, and decide whose hellos are worth investigating further. Will you crack the mystery and save the company from its own absurdity, or become just another punchline in the corporate joke?