Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If I wanted to decipher cryptic greetings, I'd have stayed in school!

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In this dramatic interactive text adventure, you play as a timid linguistic expert who stumbles upon a bizarre conspiracy revolving around a series of bizarre occurrences in a seemingly normal neighborhood. Every resident has become obsessed with greeting each other in increasingly eccentric ways that defy logic and reason. As you explore their quirky lives, decipher their obscure slang, and unravel layers of misinformation, you must gather clues to solve a linguistic disappearance that threatens to transform communication itself. Work your way through riddles, misunderstandings, and comical interactions while navigating social dynamics and drawing unexpected conclusions.