Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Step into the quirky shoes of a hapless office intern at a tech startup where a company-wide greeting app has gone haywire. Employees are mysteriously disappearing, and the only clue left behind are bizarre, randomly generated greetings showing up in your inbox. Navigate through chaotic office politics, decode the intentions behind the absurd greetings, and interact with eccentric coworkers to uncover the secret of the disappearing staff. Each choice you make will determine whether you become a corporate hero or just another casualty of the office's ongoing identity crisis.