In 'Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?', you play as Frank, an ordinary barista who stumbles upon a series of increasingly bizarre text messages from strangers discussing mysterious 'hellos' that seem to cause chaos wherever they go. As Frank, your task is to decode the meaning behind these inexplicable hellos, unravel a comedic conspiracy that spans different subcultures and internet personalities, and ultimately decide if these hellos are a sign of alien invasion or just a viral joke gone too far. Your interactions with quirky characters will lead to unexpected outcomes, from deep philosophical debates to laugh-out-loud misunderstandings, all while navigating a vibrant digital landscape filled with memes and internet culture. Choose your replies wisely, as they will shape the direction of your adventure!