Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If ‘hello’ could get you fame, I’d be a superstar... or a runaway circus act!

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In 'Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?', you play as an awkward socialite named Max, who finds themselves in a peculiar situation at the annual National Greeting Convention (yes, it exists). When a mysterious and charismatic stranger hands you a collection of random greeting cards, each containing a bizarre and profound message, your task is to navigate a series of increasingly outlandish interactions with fellow attendees. Each choice you make sends you spiraling into absurd situations and introduces you to a cast of eccentric characters, from overly enthusiastic professional greeters to a rival who seems to be hellbent on out-‘helloing’ you. Unravel the mystery behind the cards while discovering the quirks and oddities of social interactions in a humorous text-based adventure filled with puns, unexpected twists, and laugh-out-loud moments.