Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a world where greetings carry hidden meanings and everyone's identity is cloaked behind bizarre salutations, you play as Alex, a down-on-their-luck freelance 'mood reader.' Your job? Decipher the cryptic hellos of a quirky cast of characters to unravel the mystery of a stolen artifact—an ancient object that holds the power to change greetings forever. Navigate through bizarre conversations, uncover secrets, and even engage in dramatic showdowns with rival greeting decipherers in this comedic, text-driven adventure filled with twists and surprises.