Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this absurd interactive text-based game, you play as Sam, a retired detective known for his oddball methods and offbeat humor. One day, Sam receives a mysterious box filled with recordings of various people saying 'hello.' As he investigates, he uncovers a bizarre conspiracy involving farcical characters who each believe they are the rightful owners of these greetings. From a paranoid talking cat to a karaoke enthusiast with a talent for impersonation, Sam interacts with a motley crew that takes silliness to a whole new level. Players must solve a series of quirky puzzles and make outrageous choices to determine who truly owns these hellos, all while maintaining Sam’s legacy as a detective who doesn't take himself too seriously.