Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a quirky dystopian future where greetings are currency, you're a third-rate greeting card writer who accidentally uncovers a conspiracy surrounding the most popular 'hellos' in society. As you navigate through various eccentric factions that have hijacked the art of communication, you'll need to craft bizarre messages, confront bizarre characters, and make choices that will determine whether you solve the mystery of the stolen greetings or become the punchline of your own story. Flex your creativity, balance humor and tension, and explore how words can shape your world!