Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a world where greetings are currency, you play as Sam, a struggling 'Greetsmith' in the city of Salutation. Your task is to craft the perfect greetings to earn favor with the quirky inhabitants and navigate their absurd social dynamics. Each interaction unlocks new scenarios, where your choices lead to humorous outcomes. Will you become the master of hellos and rise to the top of greeting society, or will you fall victim to the whims of awkward encounters? With an engaging branching narrative and zany characters, this text-based game is packed full of wit and unpredictable twists.