Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this surreal text-based adventure, players step into the shoes of Pat, a down-on-their-luck writer who wakes up to find that all messages on their phone have been replaced with strange, cryptic greetings. As Pat navigates through a bizarre urban landscape, they must solve the mystery of these wildly inappropriate hellos coming from various characters—each more eccentric than the last. Along the way, they'll trade witticisms with a talking dog, confront an existential crisis in a coffee shop run by ghosts, and uncover a conspiracy involving the neighborhood's overly cheerful residents. Your decisions will lead you through dark humor and unexpected twists as you decipher the meaning behind the chaos.