Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If you think zero-contact handshakes are weird, just wait until you meet my last client!

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Step into the quirky world of Marti, a professional 'Welcome Whisperer' who travels from town to town to investigate awkward hellos gone wrong! Set in a vibrant, humorous dystopian future where societal norms around greetings have spiraled into chaos, players will engage in dialogue choices, quirky side quests, and zany character interactions. Help Marti uncover the source of greeting malfunctions—be it a rogue AI, a cult devoted to silent treatment, or people overusing emojis! Your choices will shape the bizarre relationships between characters and will determine whether you pave the way for a new era of hellos or seal their grim fate with an endless echo of awkwardness.