Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If you think saying hi is easy, you should try dodging a greeting gangster!

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In a world where "hello" has become a commodity, you play as Jax, a down-and-out greeting dealer whose corner of the city has been turned upside down by a mysterious wave of bogus hellos flooding the market. As you navigate the colorful underbelly of this bizarre society, you must gather intel, confront quirky characters, and unravel the tangled mystery of who’s behind the counterfeit hellos. With inventive dialogue choices and branching paths, every interaction leads to unexpected twists, revealing secrets about greetings that could alter your fate. Are you ready to take back the world’s greetings and return humor to the streets?