Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this absurd text-based adventure, you wake up to find your life inexplicably filled with mysterious greetings from strangers, each one more bizarre than the last. Set in a world where saying 'hello' has far-reaching implications, you must navigate a series of wacky scenarios that include a cult of overly friendly cats, rival factions of greeting enthusiasts, and a secret organization dedicated to the art of the perfect 'hello.' As you uncover more about why these greetings are happening, you unlock personal stories, eccentric characters, and comical quests that will take you through the ups and downs of social interaction in the most absurd ways possible. Choose your responses wisely; your actions may lead to hilarious outcomes or even unexpected friendships.