Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

When the greetings get weird, it’s just my morning shift…

Mystery Dark Comedy Text Game

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Welcome to a surreal world where every 'hello' can unlock a secret or unleash chaos! In this interactive text-based game, you play as Alex, a down-on-their-luck barista who accidentally discovers a mysterious box filled with letters from strange characters. Each letter starts with a unique greeting, but the catch is that each 'hello' leads you deeper into an absurd investigation involving a bizarre cult, eccentric neighbors, and a talking cat that might just be a portal to another dimension. Players navigate through witty dialogues, solve enchanting riddles, and collect clues to uncover the identities behind the mysterious hellos. Will you uncover the truth or get lost in the absurdity?