Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If these hellos cost me a fortune, I’m gonna need to learn how to say 'goodbye' to some friendships!

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In a world where greetings have become a currency, players join the protagonist, a dubious linguist named Lexi, who discovers a plot to monopolize the very phrases that keep society running. Each choice the player makes can lead to bizarre encounters with eccentric characters—from a rogue gallery of ‘hello’ thieves to a cult of 'goodbye' worshippers—each with their own motives. Navigate this strange society while piecing together the mystery of who is behind the phrasal heists and why the world is so obsessed with hellos. Your decisions affect how relationships are formed and can even alter the language itself in this comical, yet dramatic quest for linguistic freedom.