Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a bustling city where greetings have started to mysteriously disappear, players step into the shoes of Sam Hi, a cynical and chatty barista with a penchant for snooping. As Sam tries to uncover why everyone has started greeting each other with sarcasm instead of 'hello', the investigation leads to a wacky array of characters, including a paranoid conspiracy theorist, a dismissive cat influencer, and a counterculture group dedicated to eliminating eye contact. Your choices influence the direction of both the humor and the mystery. Will you piece together the puzzle of the vanishing greetings or will it be a total wash? Enter a world where every 'hello' could lead to the most unexpected twists?