Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If these hellos don't get me a Nobel, I'm taking my linguistics back!

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In this wacky text-based adventure, you play as Sam, an introverted linguist who suddenly finds themselves at the heart of a baffling mystery. After receiving a cryptic series of letters filled with nowhere-near-normal greetings, you are drawn into an eccentric challenge to uncover the sender’s identity. As you navigate through a world of quirky characters, each with their own peculiar way of greeting you, you'll need to decipher clues hidden in their hellos, solve linguistically-based puzzles, and ultimately figure out not just who is behind these bizarre hellos, but why they’ve turned the art of greeting into a competitive game. Get ready for humorous dialogue, outlandish situations, and unexpected plot twists!