Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this satirical interactive text-based adventure, you play as an unassuming clerk in a bizarre bureaucracy that manages a national greeting registry—yes, you read that right. The game takes place in a surreal world where each greeting is legally defined, and you must navigate the peculiar rules of conversation while trying to uncover a conspiracy that threatens to deregulate how people say 'hello.' Engage with a gallery of eccentric characters, each with their own greetings and agendas, making choices that lead to absurd outcomes, horror, or hilarious situations. The fate of greeting etiquette rests in your hands!