Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Step into the quirky world of Jonathan ‘Johnny’ Scribe, a failed poet turned detective who specializes in solving petty crimes with less-than-stellar results. When a series of strange, handwritten greetings appear across town—each signed by an enigmatic figure known only as The Salutationist—Johnny is pulled into an absurd investigation filled with eccentric characters, each greeting guardian more bizarre than the last. As Johnny uncovers the unique stories behind each salutation, players will make choices that influence the narrative, leading to uproarious encounters and mind-bending twists. Can you decode these greetings and unmask the Salutationist before the literary world crumbles into chaos?