Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this hilarious and quirky interactive text-based game, you play as Frankie, a down-on-their-luck private detective who specializes in solving the baffling mystery of misplaced greetings. One day, you stumble upon a bizarre case: an anonymous greeting card explosion has left the town's residents confused and suspicious of one another. With your trusty smartphone and a cast of eccentric characters, you must navigate wild conversations, absurd scenarios, and unexpected twists to uncover the truth behind who is sending these strange messages and why. Along the way, you will encounter a singing cat, a conspiracy-loving librarian, and a rival detective who thinks they have all the answers. Will you solve the case and restore peace—or will you become the target of a rogue “hello” yourself?