Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a world where every greeting carries a hidden message, you are a ‘Salutation Specialist’ tasked with uncovering the truth behind an international greeting scandal. Explore quirky cities, decode cryptic hellos, and interrogate eccentric characters who each have their own unique way of saying 'hello' – from the overly dramatic to the absurdly mundane. As you piece together clues, you'll delve into an underground society of Greeting Collectors, face bureaucratic red tape, and hilariously navigate language barriers. Your choices will shape the story, leading to multiple endings that range from the absurdly funny to the surprisingly profound.