Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this interactive text-based game, you play as a quirky linguistics professor who suddenly finds themselves at the center of an absurd mystery when a crate filled with enigmatic greetings—each uniquely crafted and disturbingly personal—unmysteriously appears on your doorstep. As you venture into the world of strange alphabets and peculiar characters, you will decode messages, interrogate eccentric neighbors, and uncover a web of comedic misunderstandings. Navigate through humorous, branching dialogue paths, and choose your responses wisely; the wrong greeting might lead to an unwanted altercation with a melodramatic mime! Will you solve the riddle of the absurd greetings and find their rightful owner before a deadline they themselves seem to have forgotten?