Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Dive into a quirky world where greetings are stolen, and chaos rules the day! You play as a struggling philosopher-bartender in a bustling city where people have started addressing one another with bizarre, nonsensical hellos. As the mystery deepens, you must navigate through tangled social interactions, collect absurd greetings (like 'Greetings, Galactic Potato!' or 'Salutations, Master of Dogs!'), and solve the riddle of who is behind this strange phenomenon. With your trusty notepad and a glass of questionable lemonade, you'll unravel the layers of absurdity while engaging in witty dialogues, unexpected twists, and outlandish encounters that defy logic. Can you restore greetings to their former glory before society crumbles under a mountain of awkwardness?