Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

I came for the hellos, but I'm staying for the unanswered questions… and maybe a bakery treat!

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In a quirky town where everyone greets each other with bizarre and cryptic phrases, you play as a newcomer determined to decode the local vernacular and uncover the hidden secrets behind their strange greetings. Each character you encounter offers a piece of the puzzle, but their clues are often more mockery than help. As you journey through coffee shops, town squares, and the peculiar annual Greeting Festival, your choices shape the narrative, leading to multiple endings based on how well you decipher the absurdity around you. Can you unlock the mystery of the hellos and make your own proper introduction?