Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a bustling metropolis where greetings are assigned scientifically based on social status, you play as Max, a down-on-their-luck etiquette researcher. One day, you receive an anonymous package containing a mysterious algorithm that revolutionizes the way society interacts. As you explore the absurd world of social hierarchy, you must navigate comical situations, decipher cryptic hellos from various factions (including the elite, the hipsters, and the socially awkward), and determine whose greetings can help you gain favor—or get you into trouble. Will you use your newfound knowledge to ascend the social ladder, or will you stir chaos in a city where every 'hello' could change your life?