Whose Hellos are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos are These, Anyway?

I've seen better 'hellos' from a toaster—let's crack this nut!

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Dive into a quirky text-based adventure where you play as a cynical greeting card designer who stumbles upon an otherworldly mystery. After receiving a mysterious package filled with untraceable greeting cards, each adorned with bizarre hellos from different dimensions, you must uncover the identities of the senders and the true meaning behind the strange messages. Your choices lead you through a labyrinth of eccentric characters, each with their own secrets and motives—all while navigating the absurdity of living in a world filled with strange 'hellos'. Can you unravel the mystery before the deadline of your crucial card contract, or will you find yourself in a world of confusion and cosmic chaos?