Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Step into the bizarre world of Edginville, where greetings are literally stolen from people! As a struggling greeting card author, you accidentally tap into a shadowy underground that exchanges stolen salutations for secrets. Navigate a quirky cast of characters—from a poetic barista to a conspiracy theorist—each with their own unique phrases. Your task? Unravel the mystery of missing hellos, reclaim the forgotten greetings, and decide whether to help or exploit the eccentric community, all while infusing humor into your choices and conversations. Solve absurd puzzles and weave your way through ridiculous scenarios in a lighthearted yet dramatic race against time!