Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Step into the peculiar shoes of renowned greeting card critic, Felicity P. Cornwell, as you navigate the absurd underbelly of the Greeting Card World, where heartfelt messages and snarky quips collide. One morning, you receive a box of anonymous greeting cards, each bearing increasingly bizarre and ominous messages. These aren't just any cards; they're each linked to a real-life mystery—a lost fortune, a runaway pet, or even a long-forgotten love. Can you decipher the heartfelt clues and uncover the identity of the mysterious sender before your reputation, and perhaps your life, goes to the dogs?