Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If I had a dollar for every weird hello, I’d have enough to bribe my way out of this mess!

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In a chaotic city governed by bizarre social norms, you play as a witty private eye named Finn Winks. Finn has been hired to solve a peculiar case: an inexplicable chain of outlandish greetings that are confusing citizens and spreading chaos throughout the streets. As you navigate through a whimsical world filled with eccentric characters—like a talking cat obsessed with puns and a barista who only speaks in rhymes—you'll uncover clues, engage in witty banter, and make choices that lead you deeper into a web of absurdity. Every decision subtly shifts the tone of the city, revealing different layers of humor, drama, and unexpected friendships. The goal? To bring a sense of normalcy back to the greetings, or maybe just embrace the madness.