Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If I had a nickel for every strange ‘hello’ I’ve heard, I’d still be broke, but at least I’d have some great stories.

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Step into the shoes of a snarky, down-on-their-luck private investigator who specializes in decoding the bizarre world of greetings. In this interactive text-based game, players navigate a quirky metropolis filled with eccentric characters who communicate through peculiar forms of hellos that carry hidden meanings. As you decipher these greetings to unveil secrets and solve mysteries, you’ll uncover a convoluted plot that involves a stolen phrasebook, a love letter gone wrong, and an underground society—each character tagging their hello with unique attributes that change the course of your investigation. Choose your responses wisely and develop relationships that can either help or hinder your progress as you dive deeper into the bizarre and colorful fabric of urban life.