Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In an alternate reality where greetings hold magical power, you play as an amateur detective named Sam 'Salutations' Hughes, renowned for solving bizarre cases. One day, a seemingly innocuous series of 'hellos' begins to disrupt the fabric of reality, causing chaos and confusion across your city. You must interact with an eclectic cast of characters—including a talking pet goldfish and a hipster barista—to uncover the source of these strange greetings. With each interaction, you gather clues and make choices that affect the outcome of the story. Will you restore order, or will the world be forever trapped in an endless loop of awkward introductions?