Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If I wanted a simple ‘hello,’ I would’ve just talked to my pet goldfish!

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In this quirky interactive text-based game, you play as Alex, an unconventional demographer tasked with uncovering the origin of a mysterious greeting trend sweeping your town. Each 'hello' carries secrets, and as you interact with various eccentric characters—from gossiping grandmothers to shadowy street performers—you'll uncover a web of lies, family feuds, and possibly a decades-old feud over a prize-winning pie recipe. With your investigative skills, navigate through playful dialogue, decipher coded messages hidden in greetings, and make choices that will lead you deeper into the absurdity of social greetings. The stakes rise dramatically when you discover that the trend is linked to a larger conspiracy involving a cult of cheerful greetings enthusiasts. Will you unravel this mystery before it’s too late, or will you be stuck saying 'hello' to your worst fears?