In 'Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?', you play as a cynical private investigator in a bustling yet surreal city. Your job is to solve the bizarre case of disappearing greetings. One day, everyone in town stops saying 'hello,' leaving only awkward silences in their wake. As you delve deeper, you uncover a conspiracy involving a society of overly polite beings who plan to eliminate casual greetings altogether. Navigate through eccentric characters, each with their own outrageous motives, and unravel a comedic mystery while making choices that affect the outcome. Will you restore hellos to the city, or will you say goodbye to small talk forever?