Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a bizarre world where everyone's identity is defined by their greetings, you play as Sam, an underachieving detective with a peculiar quirk: they can hear the secret lives of objects. One day, after a cacophony of unexpected hellos erupts in your quiet town café, it becomes clear that someone has been tampering with the greetings, disrupting the delicate social fabric. As you investigate the source of these mysterious hellos, you'll interact with eccentric characters, solve clever puzzles, and delve into a web of intrigue filled with pun-filled dialogue and absurd situations. Your main goal is to uncover the identity of the 'Greetings Renegade' before the town descends into chaos. Along the way, you’ll wield witticism as your best tool while trying to avoid revealing your own underwhelming reputation.