Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Set in a bizarre small town where every citizen has an uncanny ability to communicate solely in misheard greetings, you play as an amateur detective. Your goal is to unravel the mystery of a string of strange, seemingly unrelated incidents that all revolve around peculiar hellos. Each interaction with the eccentric townsfolk leads you deeper into the tangled web of misunderstandings, bad puns, and clues hidden in verbal communication. Can you piece together the clues and uncover the truth behind the unique dialect of greetings before the town loses its minds—or worse, its humor?