Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a world where greetings are mysteriously disappearing, you are a scrappy private investigator in a bustling city ruled by a peculiar social order. Armed only with your sarcastic wit and a love for puns, you must navigate through a series of quirky neighborhoods, each with its own eccentric inhabitants. Gather clues, solve bizarre puzzles, and uncover the truth behind the vanishing hellos before courtesy as we know it is lost for good. Engage in humorous dialogue, make ridiculous choices, and experience a branching narrative filled with absurdity and charm.