Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a bustling metropolis, you play as a witty but slightly clueless private investigator, navigating the absurd world of social etiquette gone wrong. Following a mysterious series of bizarre greetings, you uncover a conspiracy involving a secret society that communicates solely through extravagant 'hellos'. Every encounter tests your negotiation skills, as you interact with eccentric characters, piece together clues, and dodge the ever-watchful eye of the Local Greeting Enforcement Agency (LGEA). Can you crack the mysterious code of greetings before it’s too late—or will you be left saying goodbye?