Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a quirky, absurdist metropolis where every citizen competes for 'Best Hello,' players take on the role of a down-on-their-luck greeting card writer who stumbles upon a conspiracy involving stolen greetings. As they navigate the vibrant city, they must interrogate eccentric characters, solve bizarre puzzles, and unleash clever quips. Each player's choices influence how the final showdown with the Hello King unfolds, leading to multiple endings based on the quality of their invented greetings. Do you have what it takes to out-greet the competition and reclaim the stolen salutes before it’s too late?